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30 Minutes or Less
$13.95
Key Components: Every session is 30 minutes or less Styled like those Battalion PT sessions you miss Perfect for home gyms - basic equipment only Perfect...
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Bulletproof Glass
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Imagine pouring your favourite top shelf drink into one of these. Put this on the table during a BBQ with mates, you can tell them...
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Comfortable Death Coffee Mug
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Maybe you work in an office. Maybe you don’t. Maybe, you need to let everyone know that you’re not just here to work, pay bills...
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Comfortable Death Hoodie
$69.95
Comfort is a slow death. And we all need to be reminded that staying comfortable for too long, is slowly killing us. Life is outside...
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Comfortable Death Tee
$54.95
Comfort is a Slow Death. This is, and has been, our slogan for a damn long time. Best believe that if you are not living...
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Drop the Hammer
$55.00
WHEN YOU'RE ALL ABOUT DROPPING THE HAMMER. All our products are the highest quality products we can source. Because who cares how cool a shirt...
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Drop the Hammer Singlet
$44.95
Because we're all about dropping the hammer. • 100% fine jersey (heather colors contain 10% polyester)Size guide S M L XL 2XL Body Length...
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Faster, Stronger
$13.95
Key Components: Build a bigger engine & brute strength Even split focus between strength & endurance 5 to 6 days per week Assumptions of you: You...
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Here for the Violence
$55.00
Morale is low. No one wants to do menial tasks with no substance. No one wants to appease the "soy latte participation trophy society" either....
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Reaper White Mesh Back Cap
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Our Reaper White Mesh Back with cotton twill front panels, visor and mesh back panels. It has a low-profile structured crown - meaning it's a perfectly fitting...
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Skilled Athlete Banner
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In stock, by popular demand. Because someone decided to steal one of ours, we decided to sell them if they're that popular. Skilled Athlete Banners...
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Tailored Meal Plan
$9.95 $14.95
Key Components: Add-On to Any Program Fully Tailored to Your Needs As Long as You Need Track Your Macros & Nutrients Directly Links With Your...
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The Ace of Spades - White
$54.95
The Ace of Spades. The Viet Cong allegedly feared this card because of the superstitions surrounding it as a harbinger of death. During the Vietnam...
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The Athlete
$13.95
Key Components: Build a bigger engine Run, Swim, Row Perfect add-on to your sport, program or favourite activity Improve your running Improve your rowing Improve...
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The Entry / The Re-Tread
$13.95
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: Add a Professional Meal Plan for 50% off with the code HALFOFF. The option to enter your code is at checkout....
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The Functional
$13.95
If we had to describe this program in as little words as possible? Performance Bodybuilding. Number one, this program is SPICY 🌶. Number two, it's...
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